"Do not put carrots in your hair!"

I realize that many of these words of wisdom, as it were, come up around our dinner time. So here's a few of the better ones:

"Do not put corn in your ears."
"Don't throw [insert food here] on the floor."
"Don't play with it, just eat it."
"Cheerios are *NOT* tiddly-winks."
"Ketchup is for dipping food, not fingers."
"Don't paint with your bok-choy."

And just to end it, even if it is slightly off-topic for this post:

"Do not beat your sister with a pumpkin!"

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